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Monday, April 14, 2008

Go Tee Part Deux


Hurlo readers!


Yet again, I let my facial hair grow in for over a month. Yet again I was amused at how clear my cheeks and chin were. Poo. Even though I know I'd regret having a very thick growth, I still DO wish that I had SOME growth. I've seen 17 year olds with more facial hair than me.

My cell phone battery has a wicked sense of humour.


I've realized that it's really easy to become a famous pop star. All you need to do is schedule a performance at night, wear shades, a bright t-shirt, jeans and have a strong set of vocal cords. Then all you need to do is belt out a nano percentage of lyrics (in Punjabi of course) and learn how to yell, "aHA aHA aHA aHA," repetitively. If you've got that then you've got fame, fortune and a sleazy fan following heading your way.

I don't like the smell of alcohol. It's disgusting.


Arsenal lost to Manchester United today, 2-1. Arsenal are actually Tottenham in disguise. Yeah. Keep telling yourself that. At least the women's team wins..

I have so many assignments due. Crapshit. English, Economics, Accounts and IT. IT sucks. English & Economics I can handle. Accounts is just time consuming but it should be fine. On the brighter side of college life, now that I've been to ACD and seen what it's like over there, I've come to appreciate MAHE a whole lot more. ACD blows.

Big Brother I know you're gonna read this in most probability, but meh..

:P


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9 comments:

Tauqeer Jamadar said...

3 things :D

1) Condolences for the season; one team obviously cant be as unlucky as Arsenal (although there are greater factors than luck which affected them - Gallas and Adebayors hair for one). Look forward to seeing you guys finish below us next season too!

2) I don't want to rub it in, but I may as well let you know that Sufyan may have more facial hair than you - and he is only 15 :D

3) finally, :D if you need any help with IT coursework etc, gimme a shout, I can always blow dust off the old brain.

later!

Alt.Ctrl.Del said...

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Lhjunkie said...

I hate Imran Khan.
That smelly cunt. You could smell his pits all the way from the back of the crowd.

Oh wait, that was all of ACD.

Lhjunkie said...

I need to start blogging again.

Anonymous said...

I know for a fact that my brother has more facial hair than you, and he just turned 15.

My 13 year old cousin has more facial hair than you too.

Heh.

*points and laughs*

MaliZOMG said...

Up Shut.

Anonymous said...

Off piss.

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*kiss*

WHY HAS EVERYONE STOPPED BLOGGING?!

MaliZOMG said...

Because Big Brother spies..

Anonymous said...

=(

Start new blog, just for meeeeee?