Roomieroom

So my visiting brother finally left a couple of nights ago. This saw my glorious return to my room. However this moment of peace and tranquility will be extremely short lived as in a few days I shall be having a visiting aunt and uncle over and so will see my posterior lobbed back onto the couch in the living room. Recently, UK blogger TJ was witness to this treatment and I've always wondered what he thought about our couch-bed.

A month or so ago, I started a little project where I would, on a blog, make a showcase of the falling average in American IQ levels. For reasons yet unbeknown to me I shut it down. Probably because no one ever visited. THEREFORE, my genius brain has come up with this mind-b(l)oggling plan to have a weekly article called... *drum roll* The Weekly Stupids, which will publish every Friday. Here I will showcase all that I did on that blog. And so this way at least it will have some readership and at the same time my blog will get more hits. Joy!

I've also realized that I never make use of the 'labels' feature. I really should, it would make my blog a little more accessible. Henceforth, all posts will have labels. Yay! Big resolution. Maybe I'll also have a limited number of labels making everything more... categorized?

At this point I spent a good 45 minutes labeling ALL of my past posts. I am now late for a task that I was supposed to have started at 3 o clock. It is currently 3:36pm and now I've gotta make a run for it. But that can wait. First I finish post!

Lastly, University has reopened and now I am in my Junior year. Just this year and one more left after which I can wash my hands clean off Manipal University (as it is now known). The flip side to going to such a terrible university is how well I am doing for myself otherwise. I'm doing well academically, I have a job in the Media industry with one of the biggest local media giants, working to develop one of their premier websites. I also am a property agent with DAMAC properties, one of the biggest Master Developers in the UAE. I'm also just really really cool.

Whooo!


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I ate us.

After seemingly what could be called a hiatus I have yet again made my glorious return to the local blogging scene. Joy!

Ah yes, a new academic year, a new face for CDWMG. Albeit it's not different from other blogs *coughjoellauzmacough* but it's mine and I like it. Besides I have new widgets. *dances* So, I have once again reclaimed my ticket as a UAE blogger. This blog has been redesigned and launched with renewed vigor and all that. Or at least that's what it'll be like until my meds wear off.

Anywhoo changes there are a many! First off, if you've registered to my blog via my old detection unit (ChangeDetection.com) please re-register using Feedburner on the left. It's way cooler and actually works. Unlike my old widget which totally sucked. Also I have the dancing banana of PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME fame. Moment I saw it I knew it had absolutely no benefit but..

I wants it.. I needs it.. I must have the precious...

Either way I have that there now and some part of my obscure childhood is now put to rest.

Other than that I have not much to offer as of right now. I really like my new news widget. It's way cool so have a go through.


MORE UPDATES AS EVENTS WARRANT!

Cheers!


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Ugh..

I don't really read the papers all that much, but I tend to watch more news on TV because dad likes to. So I catch on a lot of things and two things that happened in the last 30 days shocked me to such an extent where I found it hard to believe that people could consciously do this to themselves and their country.


"Impeach the President?"

Yes. That's right. Pakistan (Read: Asif Zardari & Nawaz Sharif) are pushing for the impeachment of President General Parvez Musharraf. What utter nobs. Parvez Musharraf is, with the possible exception of General Zia ul Haq, the best head of state that a country like Pakistan has ever had. He has brought Pakistan out of debt and has done so much good for his country. Yet the fanatical zealots that can't see further than their own bellies (or penises) want him out of power. These people were smart enough to force him to retire as head of the army. If Musharraf was still the head of the army the opposition had less than a snowball's chance in hell to make him quit or have him impeached.

It's odd how a man who has given his entire life to first defending his country and then leading it from some of it's worst economical times to a certain amount of stability, is being thrown out by the very people who he swore to defend. That's why sometimes the Pakistani attitude disgusts me. Arrogance, greed, zeal. How can these men be SO selfish? What will Asif Zardari or Nawaz Sharif gain from having Musharraf impeached? While Sharif was in power, Pakistan was, economically, pathetic. Once Musharraf came into the picture he brought Pakistan a lot of economical stability. Zardari is not particularly well known. His popular nickname, "Mr. Ten Percent," ought to speak for himself. He's also been accused of conspiring in murder. But yeah, who cares about that in Pakistan?

I realize what I'm saying is EXTREMELY offensive to Pakistanis, but it's about time you guys read this and understood that you guys are LETTING your country be fed to the dogs of greed. Pakistan needs military rule. That is the only way you can keep the zealots in check.


"Vote of Trust"

By far the biggest (and most embarrassing) drama that I ever witnessed in Indian Parliament was the recent fiasco with the Vote of Confidence that was held for the Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. The Indian Parliament is the single, most largest gathering of goons, hoodlums, local thugs, uneducated bullies and out of work actors that I have seen.

India is touted as the, "largest true democracy in the world." What a load of crap. All you need to do is take one good look at our Members of Parliament and realize what a big fat load of cowcrap it is.

The opposition just wants to be in power. These are people who couldn't give a flying fart whether or not the Indian population starves or not. And while Manmohan Singh is actually trying to further progress in the country, these immature thugs can't seem to focus on anything else but their own wants. A few hours before the actual vote, the opposition brought in wads of cash and started waiving it around. Mind you, this was broadcast all over the world on television. A bunch of MPs, dressed in old shirts and pants waving wads of cash claiming it to be bribe money. Ugh. What an embarrassment. After seeing that I was not particularly proud of being Indian. Not with these kind of people representing us in Parliament.

The Indian Parliament is just one giant fish market, with "MPs" yelling across the hall to one another, and in many cases throwing shoes or trading punches. Most of them are uneducated for the most bit.

Simply put, the Indian Parliament is a big fat joke and is a disgrace to politicians in India. Well, I guess by majority, most politicians in India ARE jokes.



Stupid Indian Subcontinent....


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Another venture! (This one's gonna piss people off!)

For the third time, I have started a new blog, and this time it's probably a lot more controversial than anything else that I've done so far.

Either way, after a series of events I decided to do it and will follow through with it.

I'm not gonna announce the address just yet, I need to sort some stuff out, but be sure that within the next week or so I will have something for you to get either very excited about or pretty pissed off over.


Cheers!



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I rest my case..

I've blogged this video before, but I just HAVE to do it again. This time with subtitles.



That's all I have to say to ANY redneck smartmouthing the Middle East or Muslims in general..


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