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Saturday, February 03, 2007

"Eats, Shites & Leaves." By A. Parody

A friend of mine recently let me borrow one of her books. We had a small text of that book in one of our English Board Exam Units and I was intrigued by it. Sure enough after skimming through a few pages I asked her if I could borrow and she said that I could. The book's front page reads:

Eats, Shites & Leaves.
Crap English & How To Use It.

A. Parody

The book revolves around how English has been mutilated, decimated, subjected to insane levels of colloquialisms and so on and so forth. It's actually a very good read and it made some interesting observations about English and it's regularly-used incorrect usage.

Worth the read if you have that kind of time and that kind of humour. Will post extracts from that book later on and will leave to the readers to decipher it for themselves.




2lazy2think said...
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2lazy2think said...

i cant bear it any longer..

"eats, SHITES & leaves?"
or did you mean "eats, SHIITES & leaves"? =P
so that way the sunnis would rule the world..
its "eats, SHOOTS & leaves".
its about that fat panda who walks into the bar..and their aint no comma..!

mali... said...

Farhan... I have the book... I'm reading it...

Its, "Eats, Shites & Leaves."

And there's no panda involved...

And leave the Sunnis & Shi'ites out of this will ya?

2lazy2think said...

you have a gay book then..
and i was just making a funny..
why you being so fookin sensitive?

Uzma said...

Funny book. I enjoyed the part where you have to switch the initial letters of the nouns around which totally changes the meaning of the statement.


Anonymous said...

i also love the part where
you don't read the book at all...

Anonymous said...

i think english is just a crazy language,good for nothing.

mali... said...

Well... You're speaking it...



Tauqeer Jamadar said...

It would be nice if u could post some details abt the book O:)

ISBN Number would be helpful thanks :D ... sorry to be a pain

Anonymous said...

isbn number: 1-800-lollerskates

mali... said...

The ISBN is:





Anonymous said...

ISBN 1-800-getalife